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N. E. Longoria
154 days ago

This is not on Yelp but if you want some really funny reviews and comments, read the ones left on Amazon regarding a very expensive watch:

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

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Liz
154 days ago

Carl S. in New Haven, CT. has some amusing reviews.
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=dMqwVEnzK0cnMJamx...

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lisa castle
154 days ago

my brother, Ethan, lives in new york and gets his reviews published alot. it would mean SO MUCH to him to have you read one!! and i quote,
from facebook,
"Ethan Fusaris
Hearing a Yelp review of mine being read by Ellen would pretty much BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I'VE EVER DONE. I somehow need to make this happen."

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Emily
155 days ago

These dumplings make me wanna smack my momma...

http://www.yelp.com/biz/prosperity-dumpling-new-york#hrid:4HJ3ULn14DgxLrQNKWbB4A

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Mathew
155 days ago

9/13/2011
IN WATERMELON SUGAR

All of my life, I have lived with women who forbade me from buying large watermelons. However, recently, I have become free of these restrictions. And so I went to the Bowl and bought the biggest freakin' watermelon I could find. It was a stunning beauty of the light green seedless variety. It took up the whole cart. They called it 30 lbs because the register scale couldn't go higher! It was delicious!

But, Honey, if you are reading this, you are probably smirking. OK, it didn't fit in the refrigerator and it filled up the whole green waste can.

Please come home and I will allow you to do all of the shopping at the Bowl. We will live in Watermelon Sugar forevermore.

PS: The Bowl don't have trout oil.

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