Ellen and co-host Julia Roberts reviewed some reviews you'll just have to see to believe. If you see a customer review of an item on Amazon that makes you laugh out loud, we want to see it! Send it to Ellen right here. http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/813

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Andrea Follmar
222 days ago

Loved the show today, you should have a guest co-host once a week. Julia Roberts is a hoot, so down to earth and deserves to get a 5+star rating! Love you both!

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Diane Knight
222 days ago

Hi Ellen, I love your show, I have been a fan forever, you make me laugh and cry. Having both Julia's on together was entertaining. Love when you scare people, their expressions are priceless. Merry Christmas.

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Diane Knight
222 days ago

Hi Ellen, I love your show, I have been a fan forever, you make me laugh and cry. Having both Julia's on together was entertaining. Love when you scare people, their expressions are priceless. Merry Christmas.

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Nikki Stokes
222 days ago

This reviews for this product are just brilliant.

http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B0...

"Do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams."

"When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah, the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.

Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets awkward).

Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills. California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.

I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger."

And they go on...

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Diane
222 days ago

Love your show and get my laughs
Dance to your music
The weather here in Nova Scotia is dreadful.
But your show brings sunshine and laughter
thanks for being you

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Tanya
222 days ago

Haribo gummi Bears Sugar Free Reviews on Amazon are the funniest reviews ever! Apparently, they give you diarrhea ! Please go to Amazon and read the reviews. Here is one:
14,304 of 14,506 people found the following review helpful
Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012
By C. Torok
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery)
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
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Warner
222 days ago

Ellen you are the best. Hilarious

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Lee Reinhart
222 days ago

Hello Ellen
I just want to say I love your show and I watch when I get the chance to. But I notice you do a lot of different shows but I never see or hear anything about the HIV problems in the USA or any other part of the world. To help build a understanding on how to prevent it from spreading. And I'm sorry for this being short but I'm not very good at typing what I am thinking.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Buck

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Denese
222 days ago

I love the show, like always, but was really nice having Julia Roberts on there, she was so much fun to watch

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Lyn Joseph
222 days ago

Hi Ellen! Happy happy happy Christmas from Sydney Australia. You have many fans here in our beautiful harbourside city and two of your biggest fans are myself and my 24 year old son Garry in Melbourne. Thankyou for all that you do! xx

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Diane Clark
222 days ago

This show was, as always, hilarious!! I love Julia Roberts and of course have been an Ellen fan since she had her cit-com!! :-)

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Jorge Campos
222 days ago

Feliz Navidad Ellen and best wishes for the New Year!! We love you here in Toronto

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Suzanne  Haney
222 days ago

sorrymif im a pain be[ut he sotle my cell so my phone is not availiabe but i do love ur show and u most of all just cant keep in touch sorry

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