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Pam Pickett
128 days ago

Why did the little boy take an umbrella to church????
Because, he heard the preacher was going to preach up a storm. lol

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matt morey
128 days ago

As I remember it from a 1960...s playboy
A couple checks into a bed & breakfast for their honeymoon. Their birth control of choice are condoms. The husband cannot locate a trash can, so he tosses the used ones out the window. After not seeing the couple for two days, the landlady knocks on the door. "are you alright?". Male voice "yesss!!". "You haven't eaten for two days.""We're living on love!""You might be living on love, but you(r) (condoms) are killing the chickens."
This was a dirty joke in the 60s, but I bet you could tell it on day time TV today.

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Sheryl
128 days ago

Per 5 yr old:
Why did Santa flush the toilet?

Ans: it was his dooty! ;)

Best thing about retirement is being able to watch Ellen everyday!

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Nora Cooper
128 days ago

My 5 year old told us a great joke:

What did the 0 (zero) say to the 8 (eight) ?

ans: Nice Belt :)

Cute huh??!!

Nora

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Sue
128 days ago

Your show is always so much fun! A laugh a minute - at least!

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Tina Cochart
128 days ago

Love Ellen and Julia and always love classic joke day Keep up the great work you are GREAT!!!

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