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Teresa Miller
Name Teresa Miller
Joined 596 days ago
Hobbies gardening, flowers
About Me I love to help people and animals. Sometimes all it takes is a little tender loving care to make something or someone feel loved. I'm disabled and do not have much, but I do have love to spend around.
Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
463 days ago

Hi Ellen: Monday you made me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt. I thought you were going to make the three ladys up on top of the game, pee their pants before it was over. I loved Kenny's joke. I never laughed as hard as I did Monday for a long time. Thank You for that. Teresa

Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
463 days ago

Hi Ellen: My first comment disappeared so I'm going to try to retype it. Monday you made me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt. I thought the three ladys playing that game were going to pee their pants before you dropped them. I loved Kenny's joke. Thank you for making me laugh so much. I have not laughed like that for years. You make my hard to get through days not suck so much. Teresa

Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
514 days ago

Hi Ellen, On one of your shows last week you had the big bang with alkaselzer. I loved it. It brought back some memories for me that had to do with me and alkaselzer.One of my so called friends, that I trusted, asked me to come out side onto the front porch for a few minutes. I thought that it was a little strange but I went out side. She told me to close my eyes and stick out my tongue that she had a big surprize for me. So I closed my eyes and stuck out my tongue. She had placed an alkaselzer tablet on my tongue and I had closed my mouth before I realized what she had done.Before I could get that alkaselzer tablet off my tongue, it had foamed out my nose and my mouth. I looked like I had rabies. What a friend! A few years later the same friend got me with pop rocks. I didn't know what pop rocks were, so I asked her. She told me that I would love them, but first I needed to fill my mouth with coke(soda pop) and then pour the whole packet of pop rocks in my mouth. She got me again. Never again after that. To trusting in Kansas! Teresa

Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
520 days ago

Hi Ellen, On February 20, 2013 show you talked about the right way to set in a chair so you don't hurt your knees. Thank you for sharing, but I had to laugh. I noticed a lady on the right side of your audience, down in the front having trouble setting in the chair. She was wearing a red top. If you will look back at that tape you will notice that every time she sat down her back end ended up in the middle of the chair and not at the back of the chair.Then she had to scoot back in the chair to get comfortable. I'm 5" tall and have very bad knees.I would never be able to set down that way because by back end would end up in the middle of the chair too. When I was younger I would left myself up in the chair with my arms to be able to fit in the chair correctly. I want you to close your eyes and picture me lifting myself up into the chair and once I get to the back of the chair try to picture what my legs are doing.Remember that song about short people! Well,my legs look like they have hard ons. They don't bend with the chair because my legs are to short to fit the chair. So every time my friends want to set in a booth at a restruant just picture where my legs go. Love Ya! Teresa

Teresa Miller
Super Bowl Show, Portia's Birthday!
549 days ago

Hi Ellen, I'm so sorry that I didn't get to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY Friday. So here it goes. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to YA! Love Ya Much! Portia, so I don't miss your Birthday, I'm wishing you a VERY MERRY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW! That's what old people have to do, because if they don't do it or say it when they remember,"Even if it's two weeks or two months in advance", it would never happen. Happy Birthday to both of you beautiful peps.

Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
554 days ago

I watch your show every day or at least I try to. When I've had a bad day, which happens more than not, I can always count on you to cheer me up. I don't win and prize either, but someday I will. I consider myself a winner every time I watch you! HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you and your Wonderful Family!

Teresa Miller
Message from Ellen
554 days ago

A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Ellen! Thank You for making me smile every day. Hope your Birthday Day wish comes true this year. Some day I hope I get to meet you in person. That would be awesome! This is your week to shine. Love Ya!