Ellen, Here's the joke for Julia Robert's punch line. A newly married couple went to a B&B in the country from their honeymoon. They were up in their room for 3 days without coming out. The farmer came up to their room and asked what are they doing for food. They man replied " where living off the fruits of our love". The framer replied " stop throwing the skins out of the window, cause your choking the chickens". Please forward this to Julia.