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Pat Satran
Name Pat Satran
Location Mooresville, NC
Age 59
Joined 444 days ago
Pat Satran
Portia's Birthday Gift for Ellen!
178 days ago

Hi Ellen, Loved Portia's video it is sexy, funny and unexpecting. It must be a blast to be a fly at your house. Many many more birthdays to both of you.

Pat Satran
It's Day 8 of 12 Days!
226 days ago

Hi Ellen, thanks for the opportunity to try to win and all the laughs thru out every year. Your living up to your last name. :)

Pat Satran
Message from Ellen
444 days ago

Funny Mother's Day story - 8:30 - am No call yet for Happy Mother's Day? So I called my son''s house. 4 yr. old grandson answer hello, mommy is in the shower, daddy is in the kitchen, I can hear my son saying Max who is it? He says I have to pee pee, my son says hurry up go, down goes the phone, hello, hello, no answer I hang up. 15 minutes later call back daughter-in-law answers half a sleep, hello happy Mother's Day, I thought you were in the shower? No that was a tape we'er all still sleeping we went to midnight bowling and came home late. Max had the phone on taping when he picked up a call last week a we didn't know until yesterday and didn't change it yet. Happy Mothers Day!