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Name Mathew
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A Little Yelp from My Friends
245 days ago


All of my life, I have lived with women who forbade me from buying large watermelons. However, recently, I have become free of these restrictions. And so I went to the Bowl and bought the biggest freakin' watermelon I could find. It was a stunning beauty of the light green seedless variety. It took up the whole cart. They called it 30 lbs because the register scale couldn't go higher! It was delicious!

But, Honey, if you are reading this, you are probably smirking. OK, it didn't fit in the refrigerator and it filled up the whole green waste can.

Please come home and I will allow you to do all of the shopping at the Bowl. We will live in Watermelon Sugar forevermore.

PS: The Bowl don't have trout oil.

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