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Mary Catherine
Name Mary Catherine
Joined 525 days ago
Hobbies Listening to music from the 50's through the 90's, exercising, love to bake (especially cookies), try to garden (flowers),******** Big Jonny Mathis Fan********, love, love, love Christmas time along with Christmas music (I have every Johnny Mathis Christmas album).I go to concerts (seen Johnny Mathis 8 times). I enjoy staying home watching my favorite TV shows, like Ellen
About Me I am 58 years old, never married. Retired full time from Social Services after 34 years at age 55. I am also a NYS licensed hairdresser which I practiced for 28 years, part-time along with my full time job. I am the youngest of 3 brothers and a sister with 4 nephews and 2 nieces along with their off-springs. My siblings and I get together around once a month to play poker (I suck). I own and love an 18 year old black cat named "Chooch" (which means Jack-ass in Italian). Brought up in an Italian household in Albany, NY. Live with my mom until her death, remain in the home we purchased together in Albany. My mom was a hard worker and a lot before her time (worked full time and took care of us kids). My Dad owned a little news stand and had a band (Smiling Joe and his Orchestra). Both parents had great personalities which were passed on to all of us. I'm overweight, trying to loose, seems to be lost cause (I use to be hot), but I do go to exercise classes 4 times a week. Past two years have been filled with operations, first on my rotator cuff and just this past fall my foot, I feel so old! Just trying to live my life the best I know how. Don't need a lot of fluff, live a simple non-complicated life and enjoy every minute of it!!!
Mary Catherine
Dennis Quaid, Snooki & JWoww
525 days ago

Hi Ellen,
I love you and your show. I truly wish you would attempt to do a variety show in prime time similar to Carol Burnett's...if anyone could pull it off it's you. I miss that type of comedy and variety and really wish you would consider attempting it.
Anyways I have an old knock, knock joke which was part of the Mary Tyler Moore show and I never forgot it. Ted Baxter supposedly made it up and you may remember, it goes like this: "Knock, Knock", "Who's There?" "Anna Marie Albergetti", "Anna Marie Albergetti Who?" (Answer and you sing----- "Anna Marie Albergetti in a taxi honey, better pick me up around half past eight, don't be late, I want to be there when the band starts playing........." Sorry, I can't help myself!