Ellen was sooooo totally uncomfortable around Wendy. You could tell that she was a little off-put by Wendy's comments about bacon, but hey, Ellen is a vegan. That wasn't the part that got me. When Wendy gave advice to an audience member about "keeping sexy" and that "extra stitch" for your man after having a baby, Ellen just looked like a deer in the headlights. Ellen, we accept you for who you are, so please accept that some women want to please their men. We all watched you put (a rather unwilling) Portia in a school girl's uniform when you were in Australia. She did it for you, and nobody thought any less of either of you. And, as a baseline matter, Ellen has never been real comfortable with ...um....ethnic types.