What happened to the man after he ate a whole can of alphabet soup? He was in consonant pain until he had a vowel movement.
The 2 men measuring their sandwiches and coming up short..maybe it was cold that day.
HEY ELLEN!! LOVE the show! You're an amazing inspirational woman. I sent you a gift but its not your bust,,or your bust,,ha. I sent some clay critters I made to represent your audience and the joy you give them. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!