Matthew, I have always loved you, Now, with that out of the way, your jokes are so corny, their actually funny. My favorite one is the polar bear joke though, that one was hilarious! I hope you'll come back to host again, you and Ellen are quite a team.
Hi Ellen, I want to first say I Love Your show And You! You are an amazing women with a heart of gold. I've been reading the posts here and I actually feel bad entering this contest. Now, I'm not saying I'm rich, in fact far from it, but, I Could really use a vacation. I have been raising kids my entire life starting from when I was a ten year old child, my mom was always ill, so it fell on me to raise my three siblings. Over the years, I've been like the Pied Piper, children seem to gravitate toward me everywhere I go, consequently, I have raised many, many children, as well as animals, I'm not sure who I was in my other life, but, I know who I am right now. My daughter who lost her apartment stays with me from time to time, until another apartment becomes available, which in New York takes lots of time. She has three boys, ages, 11, 7, and 2. The 11 and 7 year old stay with me. My daughter has Epilepsy, and Panic Attacks, so, there is always something going on here. My health is not great, but, I deal with it. For me the worst thing right now was my Furby Oreo passing away in my arms two years ago, I have literally been struggling with the grief and the guilt everyday since 2011. To me, my story is not as important as some, but, to me, it was worth writing. Honestly, I would've just been happy seeing you in person, Unfortunately, I am TERRIFIED to fly so I don't see that happening, but, just a little vacation, a little me time, a little quiet would be so much appreciated. Whatever happens Ellen, you are my hero, and you always will be,