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Destiney Wright
Name Destiney Wright
Location Hamilton, Ohio
Age 32
Joined 619 days ago
Hobbies Anything and Everything, ecept anything that is going to make me sick or involves pain!!
About Me I'm AWSOME!!! I'm Funny!!! I am ME....and you would LOVE me... I should be famous... I should star on Saturday Night Live...and Edward Cullen should have stuck me with his venum!! My most favorite quote ever read is "Fat People are Harder to Kidnap" I have a T-Shirt that says that...my BFF(Best Fluffy Friend) got one too!! There is not enough room to tell all the things about me on here!!! OH... there is always room for I LOVE YOU ELLEN...and I am so wearing clothes in my picture!! Had a lil sunburn goin on...
Destiney Wright
Win All the Prizes from Day 13 of 12 Days!
582 days ago

Im crying real tears here!!

Destiney Wright
Win All of the Prizes from Day 11 of 12 Days!
584 days ago

NOW IM CRYING!!! BOO..HOOO...I WANT A KINDLE!!

Destiney Wright
Amanda Seyfrog
588 days ago

Looking forward to watching this on DVR when I get home at 10:00pm! Ive had jolly great day here at work checking my email to see if I got lucky and won a day of giving from my good TV star Ellen! But nothing. So ill just go home and pretend im an audience member thats getting all the goodies!

Destiney Wright
Win All the Prizes from Day 9 of 12 Days!
588 days ago

I wanna win 12 days giveaway!! All the days... I would share!

Destiney Wright
Win All the Prizes from Day 9 of 12 Days!
588 days ago

Dear Ellen, I thought I would send you a Christmas letter that made me laugh...hope you enjoy!! Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
the elves, are fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would
like an X-Box 360... with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone5 for Christmas.
I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

* * *

Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are
all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little
worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa
wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I
think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus

* * *

Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn
this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that
a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a
year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

* * *

Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal
action, well that is your right.

Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever
since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than
happy to take you on in open court.

Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your
health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear
up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin
most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

* * *

Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting
to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into
this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and
we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want.

WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

* * *

Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously, you think a dude that breaks into every house in the world
on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?
"He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound
familiar, genius?
You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your ****
wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza
roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting
what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

* * *

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

* * *

Timmy,

That's what I thought, you little bastard.

Santa

Destiney Wright
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John! Day 3 of 12 Days!
596 days ago

OH Sandy...Baby someday..Ellen will pick me... To win..her 12 days.. of giveaway...I know..My car is broke..its hanging by a tread..but just to be.. on Ellen D... at Warner Brothers Studio... :)

Destiney Wright
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John! Day 3 of 12 Days!
596 days ago

Whats a girl like me gotta do to win? I dont have a computer at home..I dont have a good enough car to make it from here to there...I dont even have a Twitter! What NO Twitter! yeah...thats what I said. Im not poor..I have the riches of life like a husband that actually does work..and a family of my own. I am blessed with family and friends..but No Good stuff! The husbands car recently broke down(NOT FIXABLE) and now I am dropping him off at work and he is bummin..Ha. Not funny. My car was recently vandalized(egged and a brick thrown at my windshield) so that was money that was going towards presents...but no matter if I woke up to slashed tires and had to ride a bike 14 miles to go to work..as long as I got to watch your show when I got home..nothing else matters at the moment! Your awsome Ellen D! Lots of Love from the Wright Family :)