First, I think the whole point of the zero is being misunderstood...no one is a zero..and in saying that no one is trying to offend those who wear a "00" now, sizes are arbitrary...they are a ____fill in the blank with you waist measurement and your inseam. Men's 30 X 34 makes a lot more sense than 00.
Second i have an idea. Maybe we should take all the AF labelled clothes and sew that part with their name onto a pair of size 12-24-?? stretch pants...you know right across the rear, or wherever you might want to add it to make your statement.