It's so true about the seasons.
You apparently have summer all year over there, but in Scandinavia winter has taken over the entire year.. x(
Ellen, Portia and Kate are a cute little polyamourus couple :)
I love Matthew Perry, and I loved the peach joke..
I don't get the new joke, so that's probably why I don't think it's funny, but I'm pretty sure that it's just because it is stupid :)
Also I think you are being a little silly about this whole thing.Are you aware of how many good deeds Ellen does? She probably makes more people happy everyday, than most people do in a lifetime.
You said you are never gonna watch her show again, so I guess that means you used to watch it? Then you must know about all the good things she does for families in need.
Are you seriously gonna turn of her show, just because of this silly joke?
If you don't wanna watch shows were people are included who have told jokes, where they make fun of women, politics, blonds or whatever, then you might as well throw your TV in the trash.
Relax it's just a joke. You need to find the difference between politics and humor.