HAHAHA!!!! ELLEN :) TO MAKE YOU ROTFLOL
Guy is lying on his deathbed with his wife by his side. As she holds his hand, he looks up at her and says, "Honey, before, I go, there's something I need to confess to you." "Now dear," she says, "there's nothing that needs to be said between us. I know you love me." "I've got to get this off my conscience before I go," says the guy. "I never wanted to tell you this, but I've been cheating on you with your sister for years." "I know dear," she says softly, patting his hand. "Now, just lie there quietly and let the poison do its work!
Hey from the south!!! Tennessee!!!! WooooHooo!!!! Mery Christmas!!! <3
Ellen, Your dancing bear? needs to put his arm down...he needs circulation. Poor Baby!!! :)
I am from TENNESSEE....Hello ELLEN!!!!!<3
OMG!!! Having a toof puledI was so flying on laughing gas and pain med whiele you were on and I don't rmeber if I enterd the consest so have a MERRI CRhtimas...WOOOPEEEE!!!! :)