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Ali
Name Ali
Age 24
Joined 688 days ago
Hobbies like to draw
About Me just me
Ali
Madonna Sends Her Son Rocco to the Splash Tank
646 days ago

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...MADONNA... dhjjghwkwkfheihfd...literally..can..not....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..LUV MADONNA LUV LUV LUV LUV...HOLY GUACAMOLY...I"M GOIN CRAY CRAY HERE XD CANT WAIT FOR THE WHOLE THING!!!

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The Best of Classic Joke Wednesday
646 days ago

• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

• What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

• How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.

• What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.

• What clothes does a house wear? Address.

• What country makes you shiver? Chile.

• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.

• What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

• What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A piano.

• What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.

• What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

• What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.

• Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

• What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.

• What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.
• What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.

• What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

•What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.

• What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.

• What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!

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Nina Conti and Her Audience Dummy!
651 days ago

Why I didn't heard about this woman before, she's amazingly talented...God,why do I live where I live }:|

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We Love You, Talia!
651 days ago

Such an old soul for 13 years old!!Please get well soon honey!Everybody loves you;)

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A Day in Ellen's Photos, Featuring Justin Willman!
651 days ago

That was phantasmagoric!!!Ellen reaction <:0 priceless!

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Quote of the Day: Scared Amy 
654 days ago

Men..it's so easy to scare those two!If that was me,I would go through the room with popcorn and laugh each time they try to scare me.. What a hilarious ladies..especially Amy.. so funny! LUV you Ellen^-^

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy Gets Splashed
654 days ago

Chmerkovskiy is a Ukrainian;).. Just like me...sooo..just letting you know^-^

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The Best of Classic Joke Wednesday
660 days ago

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? DAM!!;) Why was the washing mashine laughing? Cuz it was taking the piss out the underpants! Hope you'll enjoy'em Ellen! Your's Ali;)

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A Day in Ellen's Photos, Featuring Colin Farrell!
660 days ago

Did you guys tried to kiss in a cheek..?cuz i dont think it's fair to the others;)

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