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        <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:28:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 13:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["Right now, I'm trying not to pee on your couch." -- Single mom and Ellen fan Elizabeth]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 14:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 15:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["It's nice to marry your best friend. It suits me." --Justin Timberlake on his wife, Jessica Biel&#160;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve met Jesus." --Kate McKinnon &#160;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:13:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:47:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:45:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["My husband knows that he's always gonna get the last dance." --Kellie Pickler]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["I'm from America. What lake is this?" --Ellen's writer Lauren&#160;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["It was a very private relationship going in, it was a private relationship during, and it's a private relationship still. I'm on the same journey as everything else and, you know, coupling is a tricky thing." --John Mayer on Katy Perry]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["Kids, let that be a lesson to you. Anything is possible if you're patient and you beg hard enough on national television." --Ellen]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["I got nothing to prove. I feel like when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to be hit in the face with a baseball bat, and just wake me up when it's over." --The expectant Kristen Bell&#160;&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Take a look at some of the best quotes from this week's guests.]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["I had to mount him daily." --Colin Farrell, on his co-star (a horse)]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 11:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["I realize that this is the thing for me. It describes me."--9-year-old William Hallman on why he wants to be a weatherman]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."&#160; &#160;--Unknown &#160;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[It's day 3 of Ellen's "Kick in the Kindness" Week! Here's a quote from Mark Twain about the nature of kindness. We hope it inspires you to do something kind today!]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA["You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late."-- Ralph Waldo Emerson]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
        
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