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        <title>My Thoughts on American Idol: The Top 24</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[There's a lot going down on "American Idol" this week. They're cutting so many contestants. Tonight it goes from 24 down to 12. That's crazy! They might as well eliminate half of them. I'll tell you one thing about this season of "American Idol" -- the&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:52:03 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <title>My Thoughts on 'American Idol': Hollywood Week</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Last night, "American Idol" was 2 hours long again, which is great news -- so long as I remember to TiVo "Ghost Hunters." I love Hollywood week because that's when we get to see the contestants work together. It's very important to play well with others.&hellip;]]></description>
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        <title>My Thoughts on 'American Idol': The Last Auditions</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Well, the "American Idol" auditions are over, which means one thing... they'll finally stop showing the clip of that poor cameraman getting trampled by the guy doing a backflip. It also means no more crazy costumes. I liked a lot of them. My favorite was&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:11:41 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <title>My Thoughts on 'American Idol'</title>
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        <description><![CDATA["American Idol" was great last night. I miss being there with all the excitement, but watching from home has its benefits. The boy who sang really high was great. I'd love it a little higher. A little higher. Right there. Sorry, I was talking to my&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 12:12:41 -0800</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Shorts: The New Pants</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[This is a great time of year, isn't it? The sun is shining, the birds are singing and you can smell summer just around the corner... it's either summer or Aunt Bee is cooling a rhubarb pie on the windowsill. "Andyyyy?" It's not summer yet... and I have a&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:59:42 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Bananas on Board</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I live high up on a hill. Not at the top. That's where the castle is. I'm right below. The streets are very narrow, winding and long… they're long and winding roads. I'm going to stop quoting songs in just a minute. I noticed that people drive like&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:45:08 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Checks and Balances</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I went to the grocery store this weekend to buy some sundries, and something horrific happened. I got caught in line behind a woman who paid with a check. That's pure torture. I thought I was on "Punk'd." Who pays with a check anymore? I never do. I only&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 18:41:07 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[This is what I’ve learned about driving, and I know a thing or two… maybe even three things about it. The most incredible thing is: No one thinks they’re a bad driver -- especially bad drivers! “I happen to be an excellent driver, officer!” I&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 14:42:03 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Happy Memorial Day, everybody! No work. No school. No bra! It’s the unofficial beginning of SUMMER!!! Can you believe it? When I was a kid, summer seemed like it lasted a lifetime. A million things happened over one summer. Then you get older and time&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 14:40:49 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Can you feel it in the air? It's spring! And I just took my temperature. I've got spring fever. Anybody else feeling feverish? Oh, I'm restless. It's either spring or that 5th mocha-choca-latte I had. Or the Pop Rocks and Red Bull I had for breakfast. It&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 18:26:58 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>The Blog Whisperer</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Whispering is not quiet. Not talking is quiet. When you’re looking for a quiet moment, a whisper can be more disturbing than a voice talking at normal volume. Whispering forces you to pay attention because you know that whatever is being said has got&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 17:56:07 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>There's a Hole in My Hat</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I love to shop. I like to buy trinkets and whatnots. Once, I bought a doodad. So, I'm in this store and I saw an adorable little hat. It was perfect for me because my head is so tiny. At that point, the saleslady came over and said, "Oh... that's not a&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 17:32:57 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Animal Rescuers</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I watch Animal Planet a lot. I get up very early and start my day watching, “Animal Miracles.” They tell true stories of animals doing amazing things. Usually it’s a story about a dog who rescues its owners. I’ve noticed a trend. They only save&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:19:38 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Whenever I see a little kid, I think that each one is more beautiful than the next. The fact is, I like to think of each of you website readers out there as m’little babies. I’m the mama and you’re the chickies. And I’ll lead you to the comedy&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 17:41:51 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[There’s always that person that knows everything. “Know-it-alls,” they’re called. Sometimes they come in handy, like when your carburetor is broken or your garbage disposal won’t work. For either of those problems, by the way, a wooden spoon&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:55:43 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Infomercials</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Sometimes it’s dangerous when I can’t sleep late at night. I’ll stumble on an infomercial, and out of curiosity, I’ll watch a little. Next thing I know, I’ve been watching for an hour and I’m convinced I need a Salad Spinner. Granted, I was&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:06:35 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Our Skin Is Only Skin Deep</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Our skin is very important. It’s the largest organ in our body. The average adult has 21 square feet of skin, which weighs 7 pounds, which is the same weight as a small Chihuahua… or 15 bananas… or 7-pound weights. There are all kinds of skin&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:35:43 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>Mother's Day</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there! We only give you one day a year. It should really be the opposite. We should celebrate you every day. Except for one day, so you don’t get a big head. Where would we be without mothers? We wouldn’t&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:44:46 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>My Hometown... And I Do Have One</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I still can’t get over how much fun I had in Chicago. You can tell that everybody there has a huge amount of pride in their hometown. Hometowns are fantastic places. I recommend that you get one if you don’t already have one. One thing that most of&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 17:18:09 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[I have a big brother. Not “big brother” like, “big brother is watching.” He might be watching. He’d better be watching. I’m talking about Vance. It’s so comforting to have a big brother. ‘Cause no matter how much older I get, he’ll&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 16:08:28 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[One of the best ways to stay cool this summer is to go to the movies. There’s lots to keep in mind when you’re going to the movies. First, you’ve got to find the perfect seat. I like to find a seat that’s somewhere in the middle. Once you’re&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 16:56:34 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Hola! Como estas?! Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you’re home-schooling or just curious by nature, Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May… and soup du jour means soup of the day. I did some research about the holiday because I don’t like to write about things&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 18:43:27 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <title>The Waiting Is the Hardest Part</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[It’s time to do something about waiting rooms. They’re so excruciatingly boring and dreary. At least when people wait at my show, they can dance. Although I suppose you can dance in any waiting room, as long as you’re not in there for hip&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:15:25 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[Last night, I ate at a Mexican restaurant. I tried ordering in Spanish. I’m getting pretty good at it. “Una ‘Margarita!... y mucho tequila por favor!” Yo es loco! I noticed something last night that I believe is an international phenomenon. ...or&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:36:30 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[We always say it’s the “best thing since sliced bread.” Yes, sliced bread is great. But they still don’t sell slices of bread in single-slice packages like they sell cheese. That’s a great invention. Why don’t we say, “It’s the best thing&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:27:30 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[At some point, we started adding "Right?" at the end of our sentences. People don't have time for answers anymore. It's a weird speaking trend. We go through different speaking trends. Remember when the movie "When Harry Met Sally" came out, people&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:49:10 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[I just read that there’s a helium shortage. They’ve cut back production overseas. That’s where we get the crude helium. And then we refine it and put it in balloon animals. You think it’s not a big deal unless you’re a clown or a car dealer, or&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:19:55 -0700</pubDate>
        
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        <description><![CDATA[It’s a full time job trying to keep our hair looking good, isn’t it? Hair can give you confidence, or it can ruin your whole day. Most crimes are committed on bad hair days. That’s where the ski masks come in. You can spend hours fixing your hair.&hellip;]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:24:57 -0700</pubDate>
        
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