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There’s always that person that knows everything. “Know-it-alls,” they’re called. Sometimes they come in handy, like when your carburetor is broken or your garbage disposal won’t work. For either of those problems, by the way, a wooden spoon…
Sometimes it’s dangerous when I can’t sleep late at night. I’ll stumble on an infomercial, and out of curiosity, I’ll watch a little. Next thing I know, I’ve been watching for an hour and I’m convinced I need a Salad Spinner. Granted, I was…
Our skin is very important. It’s the largest organ in our body. The average adult has 21 square feet of skin, which weighs 7 pounds, which is the same weight as a small Chihuahua… or 15 bananas… or 7-pound weights. There are all kinds of skin…
Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there! We only give you one day a year. It should really be the opposite. We should celebrate you every day. Except for one day, so you don’t get a big head. Where would we be without mothers? We wouldn’t…
I still can’t get over how much fun I had in Chicago. You can tell that everybody there has a huge amount of pride in their hometown. Hometowns are fantastic places. I recommend that you get one if you don’t already have one. One thing that most of…
I have a big brother. Not “big brother” like, “big brother is watching.” He might be watching. He’d better be watching. I’m talking about Vance. It’s so comforting to have a big brother. ‘Cause no matter how much older I get, he’ll…
One of the best ways to stay cool this summer is to go to the movies. There’s lots to keep in mind when you’re going to the movies. First, you’ve got to find the perfect seat. I like to find a seat that’s somewhere in the middle. Once you’re…
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