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This is what I’ve learned about driving, and I know a thing or two… maybe even three things about it. The most incredible thing is: No one thinks they’re a bad driver -- especially bad drivers! “I happen to be an excellent driver, officer!” I…
Happy Memorial Day, everybody! No work. No school. No bra! It’s the unofficial beginning of SUMMER!!! Can you believe it? When I was a kid, summer seemed like it lasted a lifetime. A million things happened over one summer. Then you get older and time…
Can you feel it in the air? It's spring! And I just took my temperature. I've got spring fever. Anybody else feeling feverish? Oh, I'm restless. It's either spring or that 5th mocha-choca-latte I had. Or the Pop Rocks and Red Bull I had for breakfast. It…
Whispering is not quiet. Not talking is quiet. When you’re looking for a quiet moment, a whisper can be more disturbing than a voice talking at normal volume. Whispering forces you to pay attention because you know that whatever is being said has got…
I love to shop. I like to buy trinkets and whatnots. Once, I bought a doodad. So, I'm in this store and I saw an adorable little hat. It was perfect for me because my head is so tiny. At that point, the saleslady came over and said, "Oh... that's not a…
I watch Animal Planet a lot. I get up very early and start my day watching, “Animal Miracles.” They tell true stories of animals doing amazing things. Usually it’s a story about a dog who rescues its owners. I’ve noticed a trend. They only save…
Whenever I see a little kid, I think that each one is more beautiful than the next. The fact is, I like to think of each of you website readers out there as m’little babies. I’m the mama and you’re the chickies. And I’ll lead you to the comedy…
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