There are three major concerns in any dog’s life: eating, sleeping, and getting in a good walk.

Figuring out how to exploit these daily regimens takes a few years of maturity, but thankfully, this puppy had a wiser, older soul around to help him get things straight.

Part I. The Walk – You’re not going to get out of the leash, but if you’re well-behaved, you’ll probably have some wiggle room for squirrels. Also, don’t pick on bigger dogs or the whole sidewalk will laugh at you.


Part II. Eating – Stick with your own dish and clean your plate. There is no such thing as bad kibbles.


Part III. Sleeping – Blankets are good; cuddling is best.


This puppy is all set to go out there and be a dog!