Ellen and co-host Julia Roberts reviewed some reviews you'll just have to see to believe.

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emily c. gutt
7 days ago

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/dp/B0...

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

38,226 of 38,795 people found the following review helpful
Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012
Size Name: 5 Pound Bag Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

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Zach Ellerbrook
106 days ago

Has anyone seen the reviews for Fresh Balls Lotion?

http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-Lotion-The-Solution/dp/...

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Sonja Del Kennedy
109 days ago

Julia Roberts has and always will be a 5 star entertainer to me. She is beautiful, funny, loveable and a wonderful actress. I love it when she comes on your show Ellen. The way I see it, anyone who makes it to co-hosting with You automatically has a 5 star rating. Julia, you rock darlin'! Sonja Kennedy

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Bernard Stabins
111 days ago

The Joke is..
A young just married couple on their honeymoon stopped at a bed and breakfast for several days...
After a few days the owner noticed the young just married couple had not come down for any of their meals.
So he decided to find out how they were. He went up to their room and knocked on their door. They answered. The owner said. You have not been down to eat for three days,,what are you living on.
They answered, THE FRIUT OF LOVE. The owner replied,,would you stop throwing the skins out of the window,,your choking my chickens..

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Kim Tillman
119 days ago

The best reviews on Amazon are for the "Three Wolf Moon t-shirt".

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B007I4HHES/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1388084006&sr=8-1&keywords=three+wolf+moon+t-shirt

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YVETTE ORR
126 days ago

Now that was FUNNY, especially ol' COOL BREEZE himself. Julia, I personally loved Mystic Pizza. Now... if I could just remember what it was about.

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Victoria Townsend
127 days ago

Hi Ellen, I loved your show today. Julia Roberts such a beautiful soul. Your show today was so hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh when I am feeling not so happy..You made me forget that I had a bad day. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Victoria Townsend
Vancouver, Washington

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Robin Scott
127 days ago

These are the most hilarious reviews - you have to check these out!! http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000EVQWKC/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1387423574&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40

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Virginia Oton
127 days ago

Everyone needs a vacation, that would be so wonderful. I love Tom's and so do my girls. Another great show with guest Julia Roberts. Great Spirit.

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Paula Cooke
127 days ago

Today's show was absolutely hilarious. I loved it !

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Judy Marshall
127 days ago

I know the joke that Julia Roberts referred to on Wednesday's show. There was a newly married couple who were staying at the farmhouse with the bride's parents. The father yelled up one day that they needed to come down and eat as he had not seen them in a few days. The groom replied that they were living on love, the father said "well, quit throwing the peelings out the window, you're choking the chickens." (the peelings were condoms). I heard this joke probably 40 years ago. Please pass on to Ellen..and let her know that my husband and I watch her every day, if we are not at home we always DVR it and watch at night. We love, love, love her and her show. She is such a generous person. (My hubby has Ellen underwear and loves them.)

Judy and Don Marshall
Virginia Beach, VA

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Paula Cooke
127 days ago

Today's show was amazingly hilarious. I loved it !

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Phyllis  jacobson
127 days ago

The movie Julia Dryefus was talking about was titled "Julia" starring Jane Fonda and Lynn Redgrave set during a war time period.

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Nathan "Chops" Bailey
127 days ago

Oh man, that was my gold bond review. Small world.

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