Have I got exciting news to tell you! Miley Cyrus is on my show this week! From her music video for “Wrecking Ball” to her VMA performance, I have so much to talk to her about, I’m glad I have the weekend to get ready. All morning I’ve been tweaking my twerking.

This week is chock-full of my favorite people, like the lovely Demi Lovato. I always see her photographed at the airport holding an "I Love Ellen" pillow, and I’m so flattered. I mean, I gave it to her, but still.

The most handsomestest doctor on television, Patrick Dempsey is swinging by to tell me about the 200th episode of “Grey’s Anatomy.” After 200 episodes, I bet he’s picked up a lot about being a doctor. At least I’m hoping, because I’ve got a mole I’d love for him to take a look at.

The hilarious Jack Black will be here this week. He’s one of my favorite comedians. He’s also my favorite game at the Bellagio. I’m sorry, I’m thinking of blackjack.

And speaking of hilarious people who are also great musicians, Steve Martin is here! He’s performing a song with Edie Brickell. She’s had some big hits with New Bohemians, and now she has some with a new new bohemian.

We’ve also got one of the most exciting musical guests in the world right now. New Zealand 16-year-old Lorde is taking the music industry by storm with her song “Royals,” and she’s in my studio to perform it. It’s from her CD that hasn’t even come out yet. I’m still not sure how that works.

We’ve got that and so much moore this week. That’s not a typo. Astounding 4-time Oscar nominee and Emmy winner Julianne Moore will be here! And Shemar Moore is going to be my guest DJ! I wonder if they’re related.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.