Ellen's new segment for Season 11 is Classic Joke Wednesday! Do you love Ellen's Classic Joke Wednesday? Would you like to be here for it in person? Find out how in this clip!

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161 days ago

I have one for Classic Joke Wednesday!

My bosses at work love it! :)

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!

Ashton Selig
Delaware, Ontario, Canada

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Jennifer Karnay
251 days ago

Hi there
I have a classic joke...
How do you make a Kleenex DANCE.....
Put a little boggie in it!!
Ha ha
Thought that was a great joke for you Ellen. Since you like to dance :)

Jen Karnay
Fonthill, Ontario Canada

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Shirley Stinger Watson
257 days ago

I have two classic jokes........
Why did the little man run around the top of the cereal box?
'tear around here'.

Why did the little man sit inside the refrigerator?

Because it was a Westinghouse.

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Donna Pierrette Moses
257 days ago

Here is another classic joke for your Wednesday segment : HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE A HAMBURGER? MEAT PATTY !!!! L O L HA HA HA :)

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Cody Ambrose
257 days ago

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because, from a distance, they looked like hares.

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259 days ago

How to enter a joke for classic joke Wednesday.

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266 days ago

I stayed up all night wondering were the sun went and then it dawned on me

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Darcy Stuck
281 days ago

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.

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Christine Trentmann
290 days ago

Joke from my buddy Bruce Bacchaus:
What is the least expensive meat??
Deer balls - because they are under a buck

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Susan M. Monk
295 days ago

I would like to submit a joke for Classic Joke Wednesday - how do I do this - thank you - Susan Monk

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Mike Carrabine
306 days ago

So, a cheeseburger walks into a bar, orders a beer, and the barkeep says " Sorry, we don't serve food.

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