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MELANIE DECKER
96 days ago

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How the heck do you breathe through that thing?

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Donna
100 days ago

Q- Why didn't the orange cross the road?
A- because it ran out of juice :))

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Alejandra Atalig
105 days ago

Q: Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the "P" is silent.

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Nicki
169 days ago

Why is Peter Pan always flying??

Because he Neverlands!

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britt haught
183 days ago

what did the elephant say to the naked man,,,,,, its cute but can it pick up peanut,,, :)

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Nichole Morris
201 days ago

Why is 6 AFRAID of 7?

Becouse 7-8-9 (7-ate-9)

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Gayan Sahabandu
206 days ago

what do you call, when your friend holds a cheque in his hand ?

checkmate !!

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Tori Hickey
217 days ago

How did the duck learn to fly?

He just winged it. (:

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Valerie Camacho
244 days ago

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy Bear!

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Valerie Camacho
244 days ago

Why did the baby cow cross the road? to get to the other side

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Valerie Camacho
244 days ago

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field

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Jess
247 days ago

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?


Cookie sheets!!!

Hilarious.

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Carole LaForce
251 days ago

How do you get down from a roof? You don't! You get down from a goose!

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Carole LaForce
251 days ago

Classic Joke for Wednesday.....how do you get down from a roof? You don't! You get down from a roof.

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Maria
251 days ago

April showers bring May flowers,, What do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims

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