Ellen loves Twitter, and she loves her tweeters, too! Check out these hilarious tweets she found and wanted to share with you! Follow our weekly tweeters right here.
I hope I one day love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.— josh mecouch (@pants) September 24, 2012
Every neck tattoo should read "I'm not getting the job, am I?"— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 30, 2011
what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles— nice_mustard® (@nice_mustard) September 19, 2012
freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door— adam (@adamochoa) November 26, 2012
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.— brian kiley (@kileynoodles) May 17, 2013
i would DO ANYTHING to be thinner, except eat less and not drink.— Kelsy Abbott (@kelsyabbott) July 2, 2011