Tell Us a Joke!

Matthew Perry told a joke on the show that had the audience split down the middle. Do you have a funnier joke than Matthew's Peach joke? Tell it to us! Send it to Ellen here, and she might read it on the show!

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Geraldine Hearn
465 days ago

A man went to a baseball game. While sitting in the noise bleed seats he notice a empty seat down at the ground level. He said to himself, "If it's still empty in the second ending I will go there to sit". It happened that is was, so he proceeded to sit, but not before asking the gentleman who was sitting next to the empty seat, "Excuse me sir, but is this seat empty?" "Yes", said the man. "But you are more then welcome to sit there. See I bought these season seats for me and my wife, but she passed away". "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that" said the man. He got to thinking and shared his thoughts with the gentleman, "Don't you have relatives, or friends who would like the seat?". "Yeah", the man said, "But they all at the funeral".

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Geraldine Hearn
465 days ago

A man went to a baseball game. While sitting in the noise bleed seats he notice a empty seat down at the ground level. He said to himself, "If it's still empty in the second ending I will go there to sit". It happened that is was, so he proceeded to sit, but not before asking the gentleman who was sitting next to the empty seat, "Excuse me sir, but is this seat empty?" "Yes", said the man. "But you are more then welcome to sit there. See I bought these season seats for me and my wife, but she passed away". "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that" said the man. He got to thinking and shared his thoughts with the gentleman, "Don't you have relatives, or friends who would like the seat?". "Yeah", the man said, "But they all at the funeral".

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Leslie
465 days ago

I'm 7 yr old son loved Matthew Perry's joke on Friday. He was rolling on the floor.

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