Matthew Perry told Ellen a joke that he thinks about half of the population thinks is funny. Let's find out! Watch his joke in the video, and then tell us what you thought of the it right here.

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Jeanie Peaches
442 days ago

How about if the first 2 wishes were misunderstandings and the third was a request for a peach head ? Then we would all be waiting for the misunderstanding that never came --> I think that's what Matthew Perry was aiming for...

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Nancy J Fox
464 days ago

Great to see Matthew Perry on your show Ellen~ I do not get to see many movies but I watched Friends for the 10yr run and we have the full set. We continue to watch it particularly these days as it was and IS so funny & touching.
Matthew ~ I was going to put funny and stupid for the 'Peach Head' and Puppet's jokes but i just put funny as it was so creatively different !! Most jokes are funny Because they Are stupid~ it's because they blindside us, lift the heart & laughter is the result. Thankyou so much~ sending Love to you both, Nancy

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Leonardo
468 days ago

I actually laughed with the peach joke because I thought it was a naughty joke: the guy wanted a GIANT PEACH A** AHEAD! instead he got a peach as a head!

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Vicki Hatton
472 days ago

Ellen, my daughter and I love you and your show. The Matthew Perry Peach Joke was great, but the Puppet Joke was hilarious. We were laughing so hard we were crying. We love the jokes. Keep them coming Matthew.

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Amy Ma
473 days ago

So funny, I'm the 50% that laughed.

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Noreene
474 days ago

I understand that English jokes are hard to understand. Could Matthew Perry be partly English????? Also is a man had a head like a Peach (God forbid) and he stood on the street corner and I guess he would be living in California (isn't that where Perry lives?) then he would be in the sun all the time and his head should be rotten. Did he think of that? Just wondering. I think Matthew is funny, but the joke not so much.

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Cari Clouser of Snow Shoe PA
474 days ago

I loved both of Matthews jokes, although hard for me to call him that as I feel in my own little fantasy world that I really know him as Chandler, my son and I win "FRIEND" quizzes all the time LOL...We wish the old gang would get back together even as a one time movie reunion or something We love them all so much !!!! We also love YOU Ellen just as much !!!!

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Debbie Rosenthal
475 days ago

I know the man from Mat Perry's 2nd joke. He stands out side my building at 2am and yells puppets

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Cliff Kekelik
475 days ago

I never laughed so hard at a joke in my life.....I laughed until I had tears rolling down my face. That joke was better than the peach joke which was also very funny. But this one still has me laughing out loud.

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Diane Vanacore
475 days ago

I think Mr. matthew is now making these jokes up...... he should stick to people writing for him... hehehhehhe I love you matthew,,, watch Friends every night xoxoox

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Kia
475 days ago

I thought it was funny! I watched Matthew Perry today on Ellen so I had to come on here and find the first joke! It is funny because I thought the peach resulted from a punishment from a wish. You would think why would someone wish for that! lol! P.S. I loooooove Go On!!! Congrats to Matthew Perry! That show is hilarious! Thanks for adding Terrell Owens (T.O.) I love him too!

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Cheryl
475 days ago

Matthew Perry is so sexy he can tell any joke he wants...

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Sarah
475 days ago

I think mr Parry's joke was in between a good slash bad one so it had it's funny corcks and not that funnny so give me a half thumb. @ SC

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Sharon
476 days ago

I am so excited that you are having Mario Lopez on your show. I think he is so adorable and great body and why isn't he a bigger star? He is a good actor and just sweet.

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476 days ago

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