Ellen talked about the birds and the bees of the birds and the bees in her monologue. 

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Alyssa Elliott
353 days ago

Hi Ellen,

Loved this monologue!! Have you heard about the ceratioid anglerfish?? The guys bite the girls and then dissolve into them becoming a parasite that lives off as well as impregnates the female fish. The male fish has to do this as soon as possible to survive cos they are so much smaller that the female of the species. It also means that one female often has multiple parasites hanging off her!!

London, England

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353 days ago

Ellen the cray things you come up with sometimes. Well im happy to say im actually one of those that are crazy into wildlife and stuff and i really enjoyed it. It would be awesome for you to come to florida to see what we do as in cleaning up the reefs and stuff.i even left my job to do this full time like baricading turtle nest and release of baby turtles all for the love of it. Keep doing what you doing and encourage your viewers to do the same they tend to listen to you.

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501 days ago

Hi Ellen! You should check out the Sundance Channel's Green Porno with Isabella Rossellini. It's not actually porn, of course. The great actress Isabella Rossellini acts out how animals mate and seduce each other. It's educational and absolutely hilarious! She started with various insects/spiders, moved on to sea creatures, and continued with a seduction series. They're really cool! Make sure you search for Sundance Channel Green Porno, NOT just green porno. Here is a link: http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
P.S. I'm pregnant with my first child and really want to come to your Mother's Day show! I've submitted applications!

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501 days ago

..But I'm gonna talk about all the crazy sex they're having.. lol Ellen :D
love you :)

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