I’m so excited to be presenting at the Grammys tonight. I’m also nominated! It’s for reading the audio version of my book, “Seriously… I’m Kidding.” I guess my R and B album didn’t impress them as much as I’d hoped.
Here’s something I know will impress you: my show this week! I’m talking to some of the biggest stars and watching some very exciting musical performances.
Also, it’s my first ever “Kick In the Kindness” week. All week long, I’m partnering with Shutterfly to surprise some amazing and deserving families across the country. I can’t wait to get started.
Speaking of surprises, First Lady Michelle Obama is surprising my two favorite pint-sized presidential experts during their visit to the White House! I hear Bo Obama might be there as well, if he can get out of his cabinet meeting.
That’s not the only presidential guest this week -- Vice President Al Gore is here! Also, the First Lady of Skinnygirl cocktails and one of my favorite people, Bethenny Frankel!
On Thursday we’re celebrating Valentine’s Day on the show with the lovely Sofia Vergara and the equally lovely Josh Groban. They’re perfect guests for my Valentine’s show because they’re both gorgeous, charming, and hopelessly in love with me.  
I’m another week closer to my trip to Australia! It’s gonna be so much fun, I want one of you to have the same opportunity. Enter here for a chance to win your own ticket!
Bruno Mars is performing his new hit, “When I was Your Man,” Alicia Keys is performing a song off her new album, and the Lumineers are singing their incredible hit, “Ho Hey”! It’s like the Grammys are continuing right here on my show! I’ll try not to have a wardrobe malfunction.
Add the hilarious David Spade, the gorgeous Mila Kunis and the very handsome Josh Duhamel, and this is a week for the history books.
Alright, time to hit the red carpet. I like to take a nap in our hallway before I go out to award shows.
See you at the Grammys!