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carol eaves
602 days ago

I was wondering if a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? If a midget tells you that your hair smells nice is it sexual harassment? Just asking!?! lol

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Nayrobi Colombo
602 days ago

Funny!!! Like the first one...

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