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608 days ago

Very funny Ellen, I'm 79 years old and have yet to see a mannequin my age. I just don't look at them. I walk right by and go to the ladies department.

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608 days ago

I laughed so hard at the mannequin clothing descriptions and Ellen's tootsie roll comment. Then I had to go look up the definition of manatee, and laughed harder to tears.

Thank you for bringing brightness into my life.

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Angela Rowe
608 days ago

My 17 year old daughter has loved this show for the years can you please send her a autographed picture Miracle is a celbral Palsey student in a wheelchair who has all A's and one B...Loves you forever ..Please send by her birthday which is February 10th......

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Ecinue C Frazier
608 days ago

Hahaha....... God Blessed you with the best Talent Ellen. Who would have thought at the end of the explanation you would have been talking of a Mannequin??? Keep up making the world a better place and making everyone happy.

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609 days ago

We just love you! Period.

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Grace Wortman
609 days ago

Been here more times than not. I usually wait til I get home to try on clothes!

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