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Have you ever been in line at the grocery store behind someone who's paying with a check? Ellen has, and she had something to say about it today!
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Comments
I'm confused ... What/Who determines which member in a gay marriage is husband or wife?
Kind Thanks ... waiting for an answer.
One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Shut the door;
Five, six,
Pick up sticks;
Seven, eight,
Lay them straight:
Nine, ten,
A big, fat hen;
Eleven, twelve,
Dig and delve;
Thirteen, fourteen,
Maids a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen,
Maids in the kitchen;
Seventeen, eighteen,
Maids a-waiting
Nineteen, twenty,
My plate's empty.[1]
ellen was wrong pricella was right