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Luv u and your show Ellen! You do wonderful things for people that are down on their luck. My daughter, Andrea, has four beautiful children and desperately needs a car to fit her family. Her and her husband are hard working but just can't seem to catch a break . Children are ages 11-3 and the light of my life! If I could afford to buy them a car, I would. :(
Funny Funny Comment- My daughter was cleaning out her refrigerator along with her 3yr old (Solana) and she opened a Tupperware bowl of beans that had gone bad that smelled awful. Solana asked her mommy if she had farted and her mommy replied "No, it was the beans"! Poor Solana all confused asked "the beans farted"? Hehehe
I laughed soooo hard and wanted to share .
sure need a car
Dear Ellen,
I am not manager or producer. I like to show you a 6 years old kid's Micheal Jackson Dance on Indian Television is most popular in around the world. Please watch this telented kid's video on YOUTUBE - Jeet Das Micheal Jackson. You will be very surprise. He learned in 5 days practice.
God bless little children who work very hard to be something.
With love,
Pooja Khawaja
My 8yr old daughter Abby was watching me put on my make-up the other day. She was looking at her face, then my face, and back and forth, and then she says "My face is like fresh white bread, and yours is like the one with grains in it!"
Hi Ellen, love your show, since you like to tell jokes, I have a few for you.
What kind of pie does a ghost prefer---boo-berry pie
How does the ocean greet the beach---it waves
How does thread get to school---the spool bus
Why did the cookie go to the doctor---it felt crumby
Why didn't the hockey player want to pay for dinner---he was a cheapskate
Why was the car always sleepy---becauce it was tired
Why did the chicken cross the playground---to get to the other slide
Why do basketball players wear bibs---because they dribble
What did the hamburgers name their daughter---patty
If you bring back Cat Week this season, I hope you will show the attached youtube video. This is the cutest kitten you will ever see!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ&feature=relmfu