The Never-Ending Receipt
Ellen saw a receipt that her writer Lauren received from a drugstore that was so long, she had to talk about it! Have you ever gotten a receipt that was taller than you are? This monologue is for you.
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I keep my rediculously long receipts...they help on those occasions in the bathroom when there is NO toilet paper. It really has saved me many times!!!!
recipt As a 31 year employee of the Kroger company the most embarrasing coupon was around Valentines day. Every time someone bought a box of cholates it printed a recipt for KY jelly. it was so embarrasing especially if it was a sweet little old man in his 50s.
lol. that was funny ;p
Ellen, YOU did a disservice to CVS when you commented about their long receipt. I am an avid CVS shopper and I LOVE my long receipt. On it I may find coupons for products that I want to purchase, my Extra Care Bucks (known as ECBs) which are money back coupons for products that I purchased through their sale promotions. I may even get lucky and get a $5 off of a $15 purchase or a 25% off coupon for non sale items.
YOU need to apologize to CVS and set your audience straight as to what they may really find on their receipt.
I'll forgive you on this one! I'm still crazy about your show. You always make me laugh out loud.
Anna
Loved Ellen's shoes today.
Where'd she ge them?