For those still sad over the end of Classic Joke Monday... there's nothing to be done. On another note, Ellen has an exciting new segment to tell you about!

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donalda wengel
632 days ago

what is a vampires favorite drink? a bloody mary

what does a pig put on his cut? oinkment

how do billboards talk? sign language

what did the tree say to the wind? "leaf" me alone

...thank you California....I'm here all week....try the veal!!!

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stephaniewomble25@aol.com
633 days ago

My 7year old wanted to send these jokes for classic joke Tuesday. How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. What is a cats favorite color? Purr...ple

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Cristine Voogd
633 days ago

Hi three, thought this would be a great classic joke Tuesday joke...

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!

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JMcF
639 days ago

Joke for classic joke Tuesdays:

How do you catch a topless waitress? With a booby-trap!

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Lydia Porter
646 days ago

A joke for classic joke Tuesdays:

WHAT DID THE HOTDOG SAY WHEN HE WON THE RACE?

I'M A WEINER, I'M A WEINER!!

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