For those still sad over the end of Classic Joke Monday... there's nothing to be done. On another note, Ellen has an exciting new segment to tell you about!

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ranita friemel
598 days ago

why did the lady go out doors with purse opened she was expected some change in the weather lol

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Alicia Riley
600 days ago

Classic Joke Tuesday potential...
Why was the radio crying?
Because it got hertz
Love the show!

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Stefry
602 days ago

here is a joke for classic joke
what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college??


BISON

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Monica Crang
603 days ago

Here is a Classic joke Tuesday : What ticks on a wall?
"ticky paper tupid"

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Monica Crang
603 days ago

Another classic joke Tuesday submission:

A rabbit came in to the library and got some books. He brought them back 10 mins later, and got more books. Again he came back 10 mins later and got another set of books. The librarian followed the rabbit who took the books down to a creek. There he met a frog who replied " read it, read it "

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Lisa
610 days ago

joke for you, Ellen:

What did one baby chick say to the other baby chick when the mama hen laid an orange instead of an egg?

"Look at the orange marmalade!"

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Cynthia Godin
611 days ago

Hi Ellen!
I have a classic joke for you.

What do you call and eskimo peeping tom?
Tookalook

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Pam Tannehill
611 days ago

I have a joke for Classic Joke Tuesday: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little "boggie" in it.................HaHaHaHa.....

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Amara Mesa
614 days ago

I have a joke for classic joke tuesday.What did the pastor say after he ate... I'm SOULFUL!

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Kerri Ellis
617 days ago

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho cheese! Groan...

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HEATHER TATE
617 days ago

Why did Tiger have to go into the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh

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Diane Harrison
618 days ago

I would like to submit a joke for classic joke Tuesday. The joke is this: Why does the Avonlady walk funny? Her lipstick.

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Nick
622 days ago

I am a teacher, and my class told me a good one yesterday that I thought Ellen would like.

What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A COWculator!

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Erik Brandt
626 days ago

I made this one up, so I know it's bad/good.

Why didn't the guys on Gilligan's Island starve?

Cause it was a DESERTed island.

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Raeanne Olsen
629 days ago

I have a joke for Classic Joke Tuesday!----A man walks into an elevator and says to the woman Ball room please and the woman replies Im sorry I didnt know I was crowding you!

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