Ellen has a new weekly tradition called "Classic Joke Tuesday," and her fans are really into it! We've been getting submissions from EllenTV.com, Twitter, and Facebook! Check out the best of Classic Joke Tuesday!
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hi Ellen how u doin
ok what state needs a tissue?
MassaCHUsets!!!!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator (in-vest-a-gator)
Classic joke
If you are an american in the living room what are you in the
bathroom.
your a peein.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's to far to walk LOL
Hi ELLEN
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington CUT one.
There are two shows That are amazing In my book and they are glee And the Ellen show.
Hi Ellen,
This is my favorite joke ever.... What time is it to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty!!
bend over put your head between your leggs spell run
Hi Ellen,
We love you
So Ellen why did the hotdog need his sweater?.....
Cause he was a Chili Dog...... :)
Hi Ellen, where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him..............
What is a newlywed couples favorite dish?
Lettuce alone.
Hello,
This video i took last night is of my almost 2-year old son. His birthday is in a few weeks so i let him open one present early, but one wasn't enough. In this viedo he is screaming crying for more presents... here is the youtube link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6H96iguBfY
Enjoy!!!
Danielle Eliopoulos
why don't lobsters share????
because they're shellfish.....
Hey Ellen! What do giraffes have that no other animal has?? Giraffe babies!! I know, it's funny right! LOL
What happens to a peanut when it sneezes?
It turns into a cashew!
Hope you enjoy!