Ellen has a new weekly tradition called "Classic Joke Wednesday," and her fans are really into it! We've been getting submissions from EllenTV.com, Twitter, and Facebook! Check out the best of Classic Joke Wednesday!

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Juliette Bonenfant
51 days ago

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow "It's pasture bedtime"

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Ann Hernandez
69 days ago

This is not a comment I can't say anything but good thing about Ellen, love watching her.

I have a job for Classic Wednesday

What did the fish say when he hits a wall answer Dam

Thanks
Ann

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Mysti Alvarado
71 days ago

classic joke for you

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Brenda Sheftall
73 days ago

JOKE FOR ELLEN: what did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime. (Get it?)

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Cheryl Zolmer
75 days ago

How did the mushroom describe himself on his dating site profile? "I'm a Fun guy" ( fungi ) ...ha ha ha hilarious ! ;D

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Billy
86 days ago

Hey Ellen, Why don't Lions & Tigers eat Clowns, Cause they taste funny.

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Susan Ablack
95 days ago

How do you tell if you have an elephant in your refridgerator?
You find his footprints in the butter.

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Della Pavey
98 days ago

Ellen here's one of my husbands goofy jokes I thought might be good for your classic jokes: did you hear about the Indian that drown? (No how did he drown?)

He drown in his own tee"pee"

Love you girl! You are the best at lifting my mood on a bad day!

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Heidi Redmond
100 days ago

How do you catch a polar bear? cut a hole in the ice, put pea's around the hole and when the bear stops to take a pee you kick him in the Ice hole.

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YVETTE ORR
103 days ago

Ellen, I am a laughaholic, Everyday at 4pm, I get a fix. Thanx, Girl, keep'em coming. Luv ya

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Jeremy
107 days ago

How do you call a guy that is cute, faithful and who will fight for you? A Pokemon

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Jeremy
107 days ago

How do you call a guy who is cute, faithful and who will fight for you? A Pokemon.

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Freya Zemek
117 days ago

An Aussie joke: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper.

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Kathryn Lester
132 days ago

Two jokes that I absolutely loved (and drove my family bonkers with retelling constantly) are:

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha

What do you call a frog that's illegally parked?
Toad


Love the show - it's how I try to live my life - sharing laughs and giving. Giving really is a selfish fulfillment for me. I get such a lift from it that I just want to keep repeating that high. I can almost get the same effect from watching your show. Thanks

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ree McCormick
132 days ago

I start show out each am at 6. Laughing is a great start to the day. I also downloaded your new CD on my I phone and exercise to the songs. Makes it much more enjoyable. You have so much kindness in you for others and that is precious. love you and your show. Ree (Kim) McCormick

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