Message From Ellen
I can’t believe we’re hours away from my big Season 10 premiere! It’s all I’ve been thinking about all summer long. Well, that, and how to even out the tan lines from my tube top.
I can sum up my season premiere in one word, or more specifically, one color. P!nk is here! She’s gonna perform her new hit single. It’s the one with the high note that my cats have asked me to stop trying to hit. Plus, I have a big surprise for her. I’ll give you a hint… she loves gymnastics.
Also, the handsome Patrick Dempsey will be here! I’m gonna get him to tell me about the new season of “Grey’s Anatomy,” if I don’t get distracted by his shiny, shiny hair.
And that’s just Monday! Wait ‘til you hear about the rest of premiere week! Britney Spears and Simon Cowell are here! So are Kate Hudson, “American Idol” winner Phillip Phillips, Lauren Graham and Dave Matthews Band!
Also, if you loved Michelle Obama at the DNC, you don’t wanna miss my show this week. I’m just sayin’.
Plus, the two little girls who are taking over the world, Sophia Grace & Rosie, are having “Tea Time” with Reese Witherspoon, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber!
There’s no better cure for the end of summer blues!