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Hi Ellen, I'm from Richmond, Virginia and I want to show you this!!
Mom: Hi son!! Just got home??
Me: Yup! So tired!! Have to do my schlong vocabulary quick!!
Mom: What??? Honey, check your spelling!!
Me: Science vocabulary!! How can that word get in here?
Mom: Yeah...I'm hope English in your report card is still A+!
Dad:
Hey Hunny, did you pick up those *******s yet?
Daughter:
Wrong person Dad
Dad: SORRY! That was ment for your mother
Daughter:
Wait, WHAT *******? DO YOU MEAN ME AND MY SISTER?!!
Dad:
Yes
Hubby:Text me at 12:30, not feeling good ****tin in my car.
Wife: WHAT? OMG! Do you need me to bring you fresh jeans??
Me: Did you pick up the slaves?
Lizz: Huh?
Me: Haha... stupid T9... did you get the plates?
Regina: Come over I'm easy
Regina: Ready not easy!!
My cousin to me. Hahaha
Text conversation between me and my mom:
Mom: Did you try the dark chocolate?
Me: No, forgot. Need to get me some dark chic today. Maybe I need to ask Jeff if he will pick me up some.
Mom: Wonder how he would like that?!
Love your show Ellen! Keep up the great work!
Hey Ellen,
I thought that would be something for clumsy thumbsy. Hope you Enjoy it.
Sam
Sara: Hey want to go out for a walk?
Me: sorry can't just waxed my hair.
Sara: Really? Are you bald now?
Me: No why should I?
Sara:Haha you just said you waxed your hair.
Me: OMG I drying right now >.<
Sara: .. Okay go for it and call me when your bald is dry xD
Me: Sorry, meant I'm dying right now.. xdd
Hi Ellen,
Love your show it ALWAYS make me and my family's day =)Here is a Clumsy Thumbsy between my friend and I
-Branddddddyyyy
-Yes =) LOL
-When you gonna have orgasm owl party?
-Ummm..... I don't know about one of those parties BUT I'm having my Origami Owl party on march 3rd
-LOL
-I should send that to Ellen for her clumsy thumbsy segment LOL
-LOL Ellen would have loved that one
Hi Ellen!
big fan all the way from Denver, i'm only 12, but when im 14 my grandma might take me to one of your shows!
Suzane
Hi!
Hi, Waxy up?
lol! I ment Waxy up!
?????????
Sry, I ment, Waxy up?
Waxy!
Waxy!
OMG ............... Whats up!
Nothin, waxy up with u? :) rotfl
Hi Ellen,
I had a clumsy text moment with my son, Julian; He feeds our birds as part of his chores every other day.
This is NOT something I'm proud of; but, you'll definitely enjoy it!
mom: Hey where are you?
son: Movies
mom: K. Pls let me know when u go out
mom: I'll do the birds today & u do me tmw
mom: LOL u do em tmw !!!
Hi Ellen,
Here is a copy of the Autotext blooper between my friend and I.
> To: julia_lyons@hotmail.com
> From: sarawierda6@yahoo.com
> Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2012 20:17:24 +0000
>
Julia: Hey what you up to? I have to run to Home Depot want to go?
>
Sara: I would! But I've got a uterus in Zeeland Hospital thank you!
>
Julia: Huh?
Julia: Why is your Uterus in Zeeland?
>
Sara: Its not yet. Lol. I've got an ultrasound on it. Hahahaha
>
Julia: Oh that is too funny. What time is that at?
> Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®
Unfortunately, my phone only allows me to only text or call so I could not send directly to you from my phone.
Sara and I had a good chuckle at this though.
Julia