I'm sure you've heard the big news. It's everywhere! I'm so excited I can hardly stand it. If you didn't hear it, let me be the first to tell you.
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Oh, and I also announced this.
That wasn't the only big thing that happened this week. I had so much fun on our season premiere, I got together with the "So You Think You Can Dance" dancers. And they remembered every move I taught them.
On Wednesday, we had the Real Housewives of Atlanta on, and I definitely wasn't tardy to the party. In fact, I had to referee the party.
And as if that weren't enough, on Friday's show, there was more big news. Not literally big. Literally, very small news. Katherine Heigl came by and announced she was adopting a baby.
And if you can believe it, next week is going to be even better. On Monday, Sharon Osbourne comes by to give me some advice about judging. In fact, here's a clip from the future to prove it.
Wednesday, my friend Jennifer Aniston stops by. But that's not all; we also have a huge outdoor concert with the Dave Matthews Band, which will be perfect because it'll give me a chance to even out my farmer's tan.
See ya Monday!