MY 50th birthday is only 16 days away! Check off one more day on your calendar. If you want to get me something nice, contribute to Brad Pitt's "Make It Right" project. Meanwhile, here is a monologue about birthdays from my first birthday show. And don’t forget to check out my birthday countdown calendar. It’s filled with birthday videos and videos of important moments in my life, plus, there are birthday polls and photos from my life. Keep checking back every day for more fun stuff. There’s still time to leave me your birthday wishes at 866-355-3684, or you can email them by clicking here.